I put up this page to inform you of what's new in my life, so hope you like keeping up. And be sure to check once a week, usually on Sundays or Mondays bcuz i will add new stuff every week.
January 12th, 2003.
So it's been two weeks since the start of the new year. Men if it couldn't be worst for me. First i get the most screwed up English class, and no it's not the teacher, it's the people in my class- A SET OF "I AM BETTER THAN YOU" ASSHOLESsss. SHIT!! But not all are screwed up in the head, i must say, the majority are and what made it worst is this whale who i suspect still has a crazy crush on me is in my class.. WHEN WILL SHE DIE? Well atleast i have my good friend Fleur in two of my classes and the greeting she gave me on my first day of school (upon seeing me) was really nice...it made me feel special. A tear came out my eye. ;) I haven't had a greeting like that b4. She was so happy to see me and to have me in her class. So my Major English Authors (LIT) class is going to be a pain in the butt.. If you dislike reading, then you'll think the same.. Read long boring stories for the following class which you'll be quizzed, imagine that. So Tuesday i got my report card, if it couldn't have been more devastating!!! TO work so hard for a semester and see the lousy GPA you got... But guess what? I got a grade changed, my GPA went up and also i'm seeing about having my Politics class grade change as well..Hopefully for the best. On Thursday i got late to my Western Civilization class and missed my first ever quiz for the semester, luckily two other students were late and they got screwed as well. Oh i forgot to tell you, my girl friend Claire (she who i give trouble with) is in my philosophy class, but i think it's gonna be more like a social and gossip class bcuz that's all we do together.. Bitch thinks i'm gonna bug her for homeworks like i did last semester, but i'll try not to.. HARD!!. Friday came i was so happy. Til i got the sad news that my friend's father was dying of Leukaemia, imagine, My friday turned black. Later on, i attended along with my two sisters and brother and my mom, a birthday party for my god-sister. LOTS TO EAT.. i got stuffed and wanted to you know through my mouth. After the party my younger sister insisted we go out. So they asked if i wanted to go and well you know i never say no to go out. Well to sum it up, I DRANK FOR THE FIRST TIME. and i didn't get high.. That's strange. Hmmm maybe bcuz i had a margarita, (it was gooooood). but half way through i wanted to puke, so i said i'm finished and someone else drank it. We left and came home. I was so sleepy and the internet wasn't working i went str8 to bed. Saturday i woke up with nausea. Took my brother to the airport, came home...slept, got up, stuffed myself with some d-licious baked chicken my mom cook and stuffing and everything, went out, to the casino, got home, tried to read and went to bed. HOW EXCITING.
January 19th 2003
Wow!! What a week it has been. I can't complain as it has been a really good week. The weather has been perfect with two cold fronts coming in, temperatures were low and nice to cuddle up and sleep. The bad part is that i have school and i have to wake up early, however any free time i had, i surely took a nap. So Monday back to school and also back to gym. School was a pain as i read for the quiz to be given on Monday and totally forgot every thing i read. I stayed up in the cold to read to try to pass and i forgot everything.. So lesson learnt, don't ever stay up to read and lose sleep..ever again. Gym was good. I'm beginning to tone back and sculpt this body that i have. hehe. Tuesday i was once again late for my 8 o'clock western civ class..the good thing is we didn't get a quiz.. the bad part, i hurt my back. Hate that. So no gym Tuesday. Wednesday once again quiz. i don't even remember how terrible i did on the quiz i got that day, however i did get the results from the last quiz and well, the grades were not so hott to brag about. They were awful. Algebra class sucks, as all math classes do. However, the teacher is relatively easy and doesn't give much work. Is late for every class and let's us out early. Works one or two problems and that's it. COOL! Oh guess what i saw today: two Iguanas getting it on. It was like some wild mating ritual they were performing. It was funny bcuz i hadn't seen any Iguana screw yet, so i looked at an Iguana that was by my classroom and i saw two heads and i was like , WHAT THE FUCK? When i looked again, the female Iguana (bcuz she had the thing inserted in her) was carrying the male on her back, aha...(the things women do to get laid. hehe.) Anyhow, this guy interrupted them and the poor horny iguanas had to let lose and ran for their lives. Thank the lord those iguanas left or i would've stoned them. I dont like iguanas at all. It was once again back to gym. And wow, did i work myself. I did abs and christ have mercy, my abs were killing after. I just told the trainer, "see ya" and i left. Thursday, i know you're gonna laugh, but not to your surprise i was late for my western civ class and you'd think i was really late, but i wasn't. I was like 2 mins late and i couldnt find parking so i strolled in 5 mins late when the quiz the damn teacher gave was ending. Aha, i got a quiz. ANOTHER BIG FAT UGLY NASTY STINKY ZERO!! SUCKS! I had an english essay to hand in and you think i did it? NO! Oh but i have a good excuse, i had a wake to attend the night before so i was tired and the flu wanted to hit me so i went to bed, str8 to bed. So i asked to be excused and ditched. I have to hand it in on Tuesday. It was the funeral of my friend's father today and it was so sad, like every funeral. I felt bad for my friend and her mother, two nice people. TGI-Friday. YOOHOO. Since i've decided not to read anymore, i didn't and guess what, i didn't get the quiz so wow that was good. Instead we watched a really dull and boring video.. Well better than a quiz. I did get busted a Algebra test and the bad part, i forgot a problem so i definately didnt score an A on it. SHIT! However I THINK i passed.. i hope i did.. So Friday night i wanted to go out so bad that i ended up at home doing noting, but i can't complain as it was a good Friday night. Really good. Saturday was here, the weather was clearing up after so much rain, Still cold but atleast the rain was holding up. I slept in til late and got up, did nothing, ate went online and just wasted time. Went for a drive with my god-brother and then went to my cousin's house. T'was ok. Later in the night, went gambling at the casino, OH YEAH. and you wouldn't believe what happened.. This bitch, Claire, stepped on my sandal while i was walking and as i took another step, my sandal burst bcuz her big foot was on it. Luckily it didn't burst completely but i had to go home to change my shoes. Now i have no black sandals :( We ended up at a disco which was so boring ... Sunday's here and i just lazied myself all day. Was online nearly all day with intervals. Tried to do some reading in the night but i just couldn't. Tomorrow's back to school monday and the beginning of another week.. Hopefully it's gonna be a good one.
February 10th 2003
It was a cool Monday morning, back to school... And like all of those who go to school, we know how hard it is to wake up and stay awake on a Monday morning especially if it's a cool one. Well I showed up to my 9 am LIT class. I wasn't feeling well, was sleepy but in an ok mood. That morning, my LIT teacher decides to give us back a test we had done the week before. It was our first test and we were all anxious to see what our grade was. Some of my classmates knew before getting their score back that they had done poorly, I was confident I had at passed the test as I could recall I answered a lot and of those I didn't know the answer exactly, I partially answered it.
Well anyways, the teacher gave me my test back. I got a 55%; the passing mark was 60%. Imagine how cruel that was. So I added up the scores on my own test and saw that I was to get 60% and not 55%. So I went to the teacher and I was pissed already but calm, and told her that my grade was incorrect. Well she didn't think so. She said it was correct and I told her “No Miss, it's not”. Oh boy. Tensions began to run high. So I explained to her that she didn't add the 5 points she had given me to for partially answering the question and that she doesn't give points for partially answered question. Imagine how dumb that IS! So I tried to make her changer her mind in giving me the points by telling her that “the question wasn't worded properly”, which I really think that was the case; and many students thought so too. And very cynical she answered “Well if u knew how to read” EXCUSE ME???? DID U JUST READ WHAT SHE TOLD ME?? Now that was the climax to everything, I wanted to stone her with the test but instead some classmates called me outside and said to calm down and not to worry about the exam. So packing up my stuff I said out loud, “I know, I won't worry myself but she is SO SIMPLE!” And she heard it. All hell broke loose. She began to use the lowest foulest language I have ever heard a 6th form tertiary level college teacher use ever in my presence and in the presence of other students. Now how low was that?! You decide and tell me. So anyways I wasn't going to have any of her bullshit; I exited the room and left hear speaking in there like a crazy mad woman. Keep in mind it was the beginning of my fourth and final semester there and I couldn't risk being kicked out of the class, so I just played it calm when in reality I was ready to insult her back.
I knew this was going to end up at the dean's office, so before she went and made me look bad; I went to personally speak with the dean. They had me waiting for like 20 mins. And I got tired and left. In the afternoon of that very same day, I managed to speak with him and I asked him if he had gotten a complaint about me, but he said NO and I immediately began to explain to him what had happened. He said he couldn't do anything and was going to wait for the complaint from the teacher.
Two days later, they inform me that the dean wants to see me. I was nervous because while waiting for him, they told me I had a letter from the assistant dean. Unluckily for me, they couldn't find the letter and the only thoughts running through my mind were “That is the expulsion letter”. So they didn't find it and the dean was waiting for me. I went to speak to him and he said that I must write an apology letter and I should give him a copy of it before I give it to the teacher. Well I did the letter and it was no sweet letter at all. I made it and put in everything she had said and done and I made it sound clear that her behavior was not proper for a tertiary level college teacher.
After that, everything simmered. We didn't have any more confrontations or clashes and I passed the course with a B. But how I got that B, I still don't know. I failed all the tests, every quiz and I'm sure the exam as well. But I scored high on my papers, essay papers that is, was present to nearly all my classes so that must've helped.
May 14th 2003
So I finally did it. What it is, you might be asking. Well I'll explain it to you.
I had been dying to do it ever since puberty hit in. I thought about it everyday. There wasn't a day that didn't go by that I ever thought about how bad I wanted to do it. So I said to myself, "I'll do it when I graduate from high school". But sadly I couldn't do it. I still had some investigation to do about this grand event. So then I said "When I'm finish with junior college, I WILL definitely do it"! And so it was. I said "After I'm finish with my last exam, I"M GOING TO DO IT!!" And bam, it finally happened.
So my last exam was algebra, it was the hardest exam ever. I totally blanked out during the exam and out of 8 problems; I think I did 3 or 4. I don't know if I blanked out because I was nervous about doing it or because the exam was plain hard. But after time was up and everyone exited the examination room, I found out that the exam was hard and well I was also nervous. So a combination of nervousness and a difficult exam was what made the exam so hard to me.
So I said "FUCK IT. I'm going to get myself what I've always wanted". And so I jumped into my car, came home, took a shower, and I left. I was tense and nervous as I drove to the place but I had built up so much confidence and energy, that I wasn't going to let anything stop me from doing this.
So I arrived at the place and all ashamed, I entered. Looked around and picked what I wanted. The guy was like "Ok if this is what u want, this is what u will get". And I replied with a big smile on my face "Let's do it.” So I went in and no turning back. I sat on a chair and the guy told me, "OK TAKE UR SHIRT OFF.!!" I was like "YEAH!"
So without any delay, the guy got down to business. Slowly he prepared himself and his tool with which he was going to do the thing to me. And we began. OMG it was painful. The worst pain I've ever felt. And he just kept on going like nothing. He was enjoying it, I'm sure, and I was in complete pain. There came several instances where I couldn't take it anymore and I just wanted to say “STOP”, but no, I had to keep on going till he was finish with his tool and I got what I wanted so bad. There were times it pained and other times it felt good. And by feeling good I mean no pain. But when there was pain, I had to squeeze. The guy was good, and the more he knew I was in pain, the more pain he made me feel. I guess that's what u go through when u want something so bad.
So after an hour or so, we were done. I was relieved that he was done because it meant NO MORE PAIN for me and this would mark a historical event in my life.
AND TAH DAH, I FINALLY GOT MY TATTOO. IT'S SOMETHING I REALLY LIKE AND I LOOK AT IT ALL THE TIME. I JUST SIMPLY LOVE IT.
What were you thinking? Pervert!
Two Weeks of Mayhem
July 28th to August 8th 2003
So I returned from my vacation trip in Honduras on a Thursday, which was a blast. And on Saturday I saw my girl friend, Halima, driving around with her cousin and my girl friend as well, Amanda. Amanda was here since May and Halima had just recently come in, a week before I came back. So I saw her online and told her I was back and on Sunday we went for a drive. She has always wanted to take me out partying (and by partying I mean the works (drinking included). But the problem is I don't drink. So she asked me when we were going to go out and I said whenever.
So on Monday she calls me to go out with Amanda, and Tanya, another girl friend of mine. So I was bored out of my mind and I said “Oh what the heck, let's go!”, so I jumped in the shower and got dressed. They came for me at around 10:45pm. We were headed to a place called Mohegan's; it's a bar/hang out place/ pool place. But instead we stopped by the casino to see “what was going on”. And well we just went in, Amanda said hello to her mom and grandma and also to her ex. I think we must've stayed a while there and then we headed to Mohegan's at around 11:30. My first time at that place.
So remember, we went out and everyone was supposed to drink. But I got a coke. While at Mohegan's, one of Amanda's friends from the casino stopped by and Amanda invited him over to our table. By now it was 12:15 am. He came over and they started to talk. I didn't know him so I kept to myself and Halima and Tanya. So the drinking began. I wanted to taste the famous “panty ripper”, so I ordered it but damn that shit was strong. So I gave it to our drinking pal, Tanya. She drank it all. So the casino guy began to buy drinks, and I think I ordered a Panty ripper but left it there. Amanda insisted that I got something to drink and it had to be alcoholic, so she went ahead and ordered me the damn drink. So the night went by and some hookers/strip dancers came by the place. DAMN THEY WERE LOUD AND DRUNK. I don't know if it was the alcohol in them that made them act loud and ghetto and out of control or if indeed they were really like that. Keep in mind, they are strippers… SO they seemed to have a problem with us, and Halima claims to have heard them say they were going to do something to us. OH BOY… Why did Halima say that? I got jumpy like hell. So Halima was right. One of those trash queens took some beer and threw it over her head and it fell on Amanda... OH FUCK, by now, u can only imagine how jumpy I was. I mean, this guy began to scream at the strippers in a military voice and those whores kept saying `WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING”. Amanda was pissed, I know. And I was even more pissed because why would do they that to us? Then one of the whores began to say a lot of crap in an American accent like “OMG YOU GUYS, WHAT IF MY PARENTS FIND OUT ABOUT THIS??? I'M GONNA BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE” And I was like “SHUT UP BITCH. YOUR VOICE AND FAKE ACCENT IS GETTING TO ME!” So the casino guy got pissed at them and said “HEY HEY HEY… WHY DID U DO THAT?'” Anyways we were all pissed. Trying to resolve the conflict, we opted to leave and the place began to shut down. The casino guy invited us over to his house and well I don't think Amanda or Halima or Tanya or me wanted to go home, I was well awake and so we went to his house. WE listened to music and I think some drinking took place. Oh yeah, Tanya had a beer I think or coffee... I don't remember. I had some Turkish coffee. So we were talking, time was ticking and it was already 3:40. I told the girls “I got to go”. They didn't oppose, they wanted to leave as well. So we left and I got home around 3:50am and went to bed at 4am. I was a bit embarrassed. The following day I got questioned.
So it is now Tuesday, and the party girls, Halima and Amanda, wanted to continue their “fiesta”. So they called me up and said “GOYO, you coming with us”? I was like “OF COURSE”. SO they came for me. Amanda had some wine in her already, so she was a bit tipsy. We drove around Belize City to see what was happening and the place was dull (as usual). I wasn't too thrilled to stop by Mohegan's again, so we headed to the casino. The time was maybe 11:30 or so and we sat in there and the party girls made me drink. They expected me, a first time drinker, to have a shot of TEQUILA!? They had to be out of their mind. I've heard stories about TEQUILA and of all things, I will not dare try that... So I got a Mudslide. It's a nice drink. Amanda, Ms. Thang Amanda, ordered wine. She's a wine girl. White wine girl!! Halima I think ordered the same thing, I don't really remember. So we stayed there and talked, they drank and I watched them. Hehe... Those girls were getting out of control, Amanda that is and she was getting so insistent on me getting another drink. I just played like I didn't listen to her. And she kept on getting more white wine. Well I think we were getting either tired. So Amanda said “let's go then”. So we came home. I had to hold her because after so much white wine in her, she wasn't able to walk rather straight. And I had Halima on my other hand ;). I dropped them home and came home.
Wednesday I stayed home. I wasn't feeling well, so I rested.
On Thursday I met Halima and she told me about a surprise bash they were going to have for a friend of ours, Aimee. She asked if I would come and since I would rather go out than stay home, I said “Why not?” So she said she would pass for me at 7 pm but came till like 7:30pm. So we go to the place and well there was only one person there. The birthday girl hadn't arrived so we waited. AS I looked inside the place, I saw RUM and fruit punch. AS u might have guessed by now, I wasn't thrilled. Seeing that meant that I would be forced to drink and with AMANDA there, I know I wouldn't be able to run away from it. So Tanya, who was also there, came and gave us all a huge cup of fruit punch, and it's no ordinary fruit punch, it had all type of rum in it and my fear was that I would pass out or start to vomit because I hadn't eaten anything the entire day. So I drank the first cup and everything was ok. Then Amanda, since she is so insistent on getting me super drunk, asked this guy to prepare a “special drink” for me. He came back with a cup so full, it was spilling and that shit was strong. I was ready to leave but they wouldn't leave unless I drank the entire cup or at least half of it, so I had to do it. The things PEER PRESSURE force you to do.
So we headed to a place called Sun Spree, which is a resort in town, it's a nice place, but not OMG like everyone refers to it as. It has a nice environment, close to the sea, there's a bar and a restaurant. But not much was happening there, so we left and went to Caesar's Palace, another club/disco place. Oh Jesus, I am terrified of these places. Usually what I hear about these places is that everyone gets drunk and the slightest thing starts a fight. Bottles fly, guns are pulled out, people are given bruised eyes... anyways u get the idea. So we entered Caesar's and OH BOY, as soon as we stepped in, I don't know if it was because I was with Halima and Amanda and two other girls or what, but everyone turned their head as we walked in and stared at us. All I wanted to do is to move away from the entrance and go somewhere where no one would be staring at us. And so we did. Remember I had a cup and a half of fruit punch at Aimee's? Well while walking in Caesar's I nearly fell in front of everyone. And what made it more funny was that, I tripped on a ledge and I did sort of a “I'm high, I can't walk straight” move and that wasn't too funny to me. So we rushed towards the bar and all the girls ordered something to drink. I was the odd one out and ordered a coke. I told Amanda it was rum and coke and everything was going fine till Amanda decided she wanted to taste my drink. UH OH. And she found out it was coke without rum and all hell broke loose.
Anyways, I felt out of place there at times, because the entire four girls bunched up and they were having their own little conversation and sort of excluded me out. I wanted to leave. But the music was getting good. I had my laughs at seeing this British/American looking dude dance with a black girl, the type of black girl that can move their body like a snake, and the guy didn't know what to do with this girl, but he kept on moving, dancing and shaking. So time went buy, we enjoyed ourselves and 1:30 am came, and it was now EDEN time. You have no idea how much I dread going there.
So Amanda and Halima were in the mood to dance and they decided “Yo ho, it's time to roll out and get to Eden.” Eden is footsteps away, in fact, it's next (but not right next) to Caesar's. The girls got in for free, I don't know how, and I had to pay for myself. Luckily it wasn't much. (I hope I am not sounding cheap here). The place was a bit packed. Somehow, Amanda met the owner of Eden and all I heard him tell the bartenders was “KAMIMAZE, KAMIKAZE FOR THE GIRLS!!” and me. I wanted to taste the famous Kamikaze. And let me tell you, it was good. So we got the Kamikaze, an entire bottle mixed, that I thought would take the entire night for us to finish. But no!! With Halima and Amanda there, the thing was finish in like 5 or 10 mins. And no, don't get me wrong, it wasn't only Halima and Amanda drinking shots of it, but the other two girls that were with us and me. Remember, I hadn't eaten that entire day, not one drop of food and with liquor going through my body; I was bound for something bad to happen to me. So Amanda or one of the girls was like “POUR POUR POUR and make sure u give one to GOYO (me)”. So whoever was pouring, obeyed and I didn't say no to it. So we drank shots of Kamikaze, one after the other. I was like “Oh boy, I just hope I don't vomit here”. The music was playing and by now everyone excluding me, was a bit high, and they all wanted to dance. Halima and Amanda, trying to break me out, pulled me out to dance. I was shaking!!. Luckily, I managed to slip my hands and we lost each other in the crowd, I hid from them and they just went on to the dance floor. I think they dance for like 30 mins or 45 mins. I stayed back and spoke to a girl from my school. WE spoke and made fun of people who were drunk and dancing odd. There was this guy who was dancing so super funny that I had to laugh and make fun of him. I felt sorry for him, but alcohol was in me and I can blame the alcohol for making me make fun of people. ;) The time was now 2 am. And there was this contest that was going to take place called THONG Thursday, (because it was Thursday). The rules were that girls had to come on stage and expose their thong while riding a guy. So two brave black girls who must've been either super horny, drunk or were very nasty decided to try their luck. I don't know what exactly the prize was but they went and put their family to shame. The first one went and OH BOY, not a nice site. She began to ride the guy as this song, I think it was “Move your body like a snake” came on. She began to rapidly (and u would think she would've done it slowly) take her skirt off and expose her white thong. Now picture this, a white thong on a very black girl… U get the contrast in color??? Moving on, she did what she had to do and on the second round of competition, she decided to take it all off and show her entire naked body to the crowd. As u can imagine, some people looked in disgust at this girl, while other guys were simply drooling and wishing they could be the guy getting ridden by this surely insane girl. So the second contestant came on the stage. And like she didn't care, took her skirt off and she wasn't wearing absolutely anything down there. Imagine that. So she too decided to take everything off, and jump around on stage like she was on some serious weed or heavy crack, now that site to me was funny. The competition ended and I don't even know who won. I laughed all the while, not because they were acting crazy, but because it was funny to see what they would do for a mere couple of dollars.
And u wouldn't believe what happened... Amanda and Halima got mad with me for 1) not going to dance with them and 2) staying and talking to this girl who they don't like. So Amanda, acting like a child told all the girls DON'T TALK TO HIM or something to that effect and the girls obeyed, I was like WHAT THE FUCK!? Anyways, I wasn't having any of that crap, so I told Halima, “I'm going outside, I have a headache”, which was true. So I left the place and waited outside. This was around 2:20 am. So I waited outside for them till around 3 am. By now I was ready to head home and hit my bed. But the “fiesta” girls, Amanda and Halima wanted to continue. So we went to one of Amanda's friend's house, who invited us up to his mansion after Halima gave him a ride home. Ok it was getting late. By now, it was 3:30 and I had to get home. So I didn't want to be rude and I just followed them. I didn't take my cell phone with me, and I was only imagining my mom waking up and looking to see if I had gotten home yet and when she saw I wasn't home yet, she would start to call. At the guy's house, they started to talk about lots of things including, whose meat pies were better, Pou or Dario's... What a topic of conversation. So they decided they would wait up till 5 am to go buy freshly made sizzling hot meat pies. The time was already 4 am and I was tired, sleepy and getting a bit moody. I wasn't too thrilled with what Amanda had done to me, so I was a bit pissed. Anyway, at around 4:20 am, I began to tell Halima in sign language by pointing to my watch “I got to go home”. She didn't get the point till 20 mins later, and we left. It was 4:40 am when we left and I got home at around 4:55 am. I was making fun of my mom actually looking for me on the streets in her car or that she would be up waiting for me. While driving up to my house, Amanda started to say that she saw someone waiting inside. I was like “Yeah right, it's probably my mom”, making fun of her. So I came inside and guess who was by the door waiting, MY MOM!! Gawd, she frightened me. So I just told her, hello mom, I was here then went here and there and now I am safely home. Told her good night and I went to bed.
On Friday, I was having a very annoying headache. I was feeling out of place and not in a good mood. I didn't go out but it was Friday night and I had to go somewhere. So I changed and headed to the casino. I watched the show and came home. Was online and went to bed.
Saturday and Sunday were “Get Re-Energized weekend”. But on Sunday, I was already going crazy being locked up. So I went with some of my parent's friends to St. George's Caye. It was a fun day. I got a bit tanned and tried my luck at fishing. Well actually no, I watched someone fish, I didn't feel like do any fishing. We left at 11 and came back around 6 that same day. Got home, ate something and went to bed at 9 pm, for the first time in like 4 years.
Monday it was “Back to a week of going out”. Lately, because I've become accustomed to going to bed late around 3 or 4 am even 5 am, I've been waking up late. Today I woke up around 2pm. I was exhausted from the trip on Sunday. So I showered and went for a drive. I stopped by Amanda to talk to her. We talk, and watched Will and Grace for a little while. She said she was going to go out with her dad for dinner and after she was either going to go with her dad to the casino or would call me so we could go together. So I came home because something happened and I had to get home quick. My life was in danger.
Later that night, at around 10:30, Amanda called. She said “Goyo, you going to the casino?” I was eating but I wanted to go, so I told her I would go for her in like 20 mins. I finished my food, and went to pick her up around 11. We went to the casino. Before entering the casino, a guy shouted for Amanda just to tell her that her ex was inside; in other words to be careful going into the casino with another guy. Anyways... Ms. Amanda had already begun to have white wine. Remember she had gone to dinner with her dad. So we entered the casino and went by the bar. We sat and Amanda's ex, Dion, came by. WOW!! Thanks to him, we got free drinks at the bar. And no, it wasn't any “poco-tiempo” drinks at all, Amanda got, you guessed it, white wine and I got my favorite Mudslide or Bailey's colada. Those are nice. So we stayed by the tables inside the casino by the stage near the bar (did I get you lost?) and sat there and drank and talked. Dion was there with us for a while but then he decided he was going to go continue to gamble. He left and Amanda and I stayed there. Minutes later, Dion popped up with US$1000 in chips, that's BZE$2000. DAMN THAT”S A LOT OF MONEY YO!! Somehow I said something like “God said to share” and Dion gave me US$200 in chips. Then Amanda began to get hysterical and said “Don't take it Goyo”. I wasn't going to take it, but man, not everyday someone comes up to you and gives u so much money FOR NOTHING!. So I think Dion felt kind of bad for Amanda and she also got the same amount as I did. I could see her eyes sparkle but she pretended like she didn't want the chips. She's so bad. But somehow, she decided she would take it and gamble it. So I told Dion to sit with us and have a drink but he didn't stay because he said Amanda didn't invite him. Anyways, he left all sad and Amanda and I went to gamble out the money. I wanted to gamble it all and try my luck, but the game Amanda was playing was so hard, I don't see how anyone can win there. And not to my surprise, Amanda lost it all. It took her like an hour to lose everything. We then went to another table, where Amanda tried her luck but luck wasn't with her that night. She asked me if I wanted to play and I wanted to gamble bad, but it would be my first time and I was kind of shy that I would do some crazy shit and lose my money and everyone would start to laugh at me. HELLO??????? I DON'T LIKE TO BE LAUGHED AT. So instead, we left and went to pick up Halima. It was already like 1 am. Halima looked a bit bored. I don't know why. So we sat their, ordered drinks and talked. Time was ticking and it was already 2 am. Amanda got some tickets from her casino friend and she put it in the barrel for a chance to win money up to BZE $25000 or some appliance thing, but sadly her ticket wasn't pulled out. So after that we left. And we headed home. So I got home early that day.
Tuesday I rested. Was tired and sleepy. Not in the mood to go anywhere.
On Wednesday, Amanda had told me that the casino guy had invited us to Fort George for some drinks, so I knew I might be going out that night with her, Halima and the casino guy. Amanda said she would call me but as usual she never does. She's so lost in her own world. So I called her around 9:30 and she wasn't at home. Then I called Halima and she said she didn't know what she was going to do or where Amanda was. I was like “Ok then. They're giving me the `We don't want to take you but we won't tell you to your face' treatment”. That I think was odd and rude. But if they wanted to be alone, then I accept that. Anyhow, I called Amanda again and the call cut off. WHAT A COINCIDENCE. So I wasn't going to sound like I was dying to go, so I just text messaged Amanda and asked her why she had hung up on me and if she was going to call back to call me on my cell. I think 20 or so minutes later Amanda calls and asks “So are you coming? We're at the Radisson.” I was like “Well I tried to get in touch with you and you never told me that you were going to go indeed”. And remember Halima said she didn't know what she was going to do or where Amanda was, some 20 minutes before? How odd that Amanda and Halima were together. I wasn't feeling wanted, but I still went. So I showed up at the first thing Amanda said “We're all having cocktails so you better order one!” Oh boy. So I waited a little while and then a waitress came by and asked what I was going to have to drink and Amanda jumped and said, “Order something Goyo. Stop being a little wuss!” That “wuss” was uncalled for. Anyhow, giving in to peer pressure, I ordered a mudslide. Five minutes later the waitress shows up with this gigantic mudslide; just looking at it made me full and not want it anymore. I tasted it and DAMN THAT SHIT WAS STRONG. I mean, the ones I've had at the casino were good, but this one was super strong. Well I had like 5 sips but it was too strong and I just couldn't drink it at all. Amanda insisted that I “drink the damn thing” but you can't really argue with Amanda when she has had some wine in her system; I've come to that conclusion. It's better you leave her to speak and agree with her than to argue. So the waitress showed up, and all noisy and ghetto said “You haven't drank that mudslide yet?” I was like “No that thing is strong.” And then, the casino guy begins to make fun of me and says that everything is too strong for me. But wait, I told the waitress the drink was strong, and do you know what she did? She took a sip using the same straw I was using out of the mudslide and that just made it.. I told her “Have the drink”. So I ordered a soda water and lime. I told Amanda it was soda water and vodka or rum or something, I can't really remember. But somehow she found out it was soda water and lime without any liquor and well you can only imagine. So the night progressed; it was going good. The started to talk about bananas and Amanda and Halima said they didn't eat bananas, I don't either, but I don't know what was going through the minds of those present because they said “banana” and they all laughed or smiled. I wonder what was going through their minds. Out of the blues Amanda told me , “We going to Almond Hill!”. I was like “Ah hum”. She continued, “You going, right?” I just nodded. You can only imagine what was going through my mind. Almond Hill for those of you who don't know, is a strip club, located like 20 miles outside Belize City. It would be my first time there and my the only thoughts going through my mind were “What if my parents find out I was at this place?” The night progressed and I picked up courage (and to make Amanda keep quiet and stop nagging me) to order a Sea Breeze. That was nice. Then Amanda or the casino guy gets the bright idea to see who can chug down their drink faster. My cup was full, his was half way and I didn't know u had to drink, drink, drink, until the drink was done. I began to drink it and I couldn't swallow it all one time, so I had to stop and I just heard Amanda or Halima say “No Goyo, you cheat!” Oh Shit, so I picked up the drink and continued. Well I chugged it all. Then I felt like I was dizzy but I just kept a straight face.
So we decide to leave Fort George and head out. Remember I wasn't too excited to go to the Almond so I was going to tell them that I was going to follow them and half way loose them and go home. But my plan back fired. Halima decided that she wanted to take her car come and I would take my car. There was no way of getting out of this one. The casino guy must've been super high. I don't know what was wrong with him but he kept covering his face as we drove to the place. I don't know if it was because he was about to throw up, or he felt dizzy or he felt like I was driving too fast or he wanted to make an ass out of himself and make Amanda and Halima who were in the back seat laugh. I have no idea. Also while on our way, Halima out of the blues starts to laugh at everything. I really don't know what was going on, they had me puzzled. WE got to the place at around 12:30 am. The place was packed, or so it seemed from the many cars that were outside in the parking lot. The casino guy treated us and paid our entrance. $10 bucks per person to go see those women take their clothes off and expose themselves. It was my first time ever at one of these places. Upon entering the first thing I saw was this crossed eyed (or what Belizeans would refer to as “cock eye”) skinny Hispanic female stripper rubbing on this guy and grinding him. They were right by the entrance. My eyes were wide open and my jaw fell. I thought these things only happened in movies where I had seen this type of behavior before. Then we move closer to the bar where the casino guy cleverly said “You want anything to drink?” I was ok, so I said no thanks and Halima and Amanda probably got something. Then we meet up with one of Amanda's friend, the guy whose house we went to on Thursday after Eden, remember..? I sensed something freaky was about to take place. A bar tender lady came to me and said “There are chairs there were you can sit and watch the “ladies” strip”. She was referring to the stage. The stage didn't look bad. It was ok, resembled one of those stages you would see in movies where they have strippers stripping; a huge mirror in the back ground and lots of lights. Of course there were strippers on the stage. There was this one stripper whom I didn't know if she was stripping or getting off to herself because I've never seen that type of stripping done in movies before. Anyhow, the night progressed. Remember the cross eyed stripper I told you about earlier? Well Halima, Amanda and I were talking and a joke was made so obviously I laughed out loud but the cock-eye stripper was nearby and she thought I was laughing at her, she turned around, and gave us the middle finger and walked away... Imagine that. Oh I forgot to mention this. The casino guy was trying to get one of the strippers to give either Amanda or Halima a lap dance. It was funny because Amanda and Halima kept running and hiding whenever they saw a stripper come by. I think they were ashamed that anything like that would be done to them. I mean, girl giving another girl a lap dance. How DYKACIOUS is that? I think if it was a guy, they wouldn't have opposed. The night progressed. It was fun, I guess. We sat around and converse and they drank. The place was getting dull, so someone suggested we leave and that's what we did. It was 1:45 am or so. The casino guy suggested we go to his house so we went. We went up, listened to music and we spoke and drank(not me..i didn't drink). I left them because I was really tired. It was 3:45 am when I left and I got home before 4 am.
What a night. UNFORGETABLE!!
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO READ HOW BAD I BEHAVED.